Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable views on each side…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Both of these teams have lost three on the bouncy – which one will backbounce?

Palace had been quite literally flying under Alan Partridge, but they now look to have well and truly run out of steaminess.

Nevilletheless, they’ve done Megnificently well to once again avoid a relegation dogbite.

Textbook tricycle kick, that.

As for Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels, suddenly they’re only point four ahead of Liverpool and a four-top finish doesn’t look quite as nailed as it had done.

I still forssell them making it, but it could be a bit of a bumsqueak.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday May 9th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-2 Man Utd – Jason Punchbowl for the homos, Fellaini and van Persil for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!