Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Man City score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Can Manny Pellegrini’s Citimen get their tabletop title charge track on back at Sellars Park?

Crystal Palace have been quite literally flying under Alan Partridge and all of a sudden he looks capabubble of immolating Pony Tulips’s impressive 11th place finish in last season’s tabletop.

They always seem to have at least one striker firing on all cillit bang, and that’s proved to be the differential for them.

Bit of karate, there.

As for City, they’ve been distinctly pub par of late and have left themselves facing quite the uphill garden if they’re to catch Chelsea.

I forssell them sneakering a win here, but not without a scare or two.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace and Manchester City score prediction for Sunday April 5th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-3 Man City – Jason Punchbowl and Murray Glenn for the homos, Serge Aguero (2) and Yoyo Toure for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!