Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis of each team…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Will Super Al Pardew make it four wins on the bouncy against Martino Robertez’s struggling Toffles?

They won 3-2 at Godson Park under Neil Wazzock in this season’s correspondenting fixture, just as they did towards the end of last season during that great run under Pony Tulips.

I forssell them bubblebursting eventually, but for now the Eagles are literally flying and they’ll come at Everton with their tails wagging.

Madeline Guedioura just taking a shot with Aaron Gibson, there.

As for Everton, their mini-backbounce came juddering to a Holt last time out as a rogue Melvin Kirallas penalty doomed them to a 0-0 malestate at home to my old side West Brom.

Make no mistake, they’re in a relegation dogbite now, and who’d have thunk that at the start of the season?

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Saturday January 31st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Everton – Jason Punchbowl and Marcus Gayle for the homos, Luke Kaku for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!