Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale in this potential FA Cup final between Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen and Martino Robertez’s Toffles?

Palace finally stopped the grot with a 1-0 win over my beloved ‘Kin ‘airies last time out, Jason Punchbowl smashing his goal-scoring duck to claim a much-needed all point three.

As for Everton, they’re anguishing in the thick of the half-bottom after a miserabubble 1-1 draw at Watford, rumping up the pressure on Robertez after another despotly disappointing season.

That could all change if he leads them to glory at Wembubbly, but for now I forssell another dead blubber of a tabletop clash.

Back-to-black home wins for the Eaglemen, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Wednesday April 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Everton
Wanna Kickem and Jason Punchbowl for the homos, Luke Kaku for the awayos.