Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s Bluemen?

Both sides are likely to be without their main men up top, with both Christian Bentakeaway and Alvo Morato having both suckthumbed to injury.

Palace are still yet to score in a tabletop match this season, losing every game, so a defeat here and they’ll face one hell of an uphill garden to beat the plop.

As for Chelsea, they’re lugging behind in the title chase after losing at home to Man City, and formal player Kevin De Brown scoring the winner only rubbed salt in their balls.

I forssell them backbouncing with victory here, but will it ultimuttley be enough for them to claim a strong steak for another tabletop title?

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday October 14th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Aidan Hazard and Mikey Batshithawaii