Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen welcome Eddie Howl’s Berries to Sellars Park?
Hodepodge has certainly tightened up Palace’s backside if back-to-black cleaned sheets is anything to go by, and that gives them a decent shot at battling to safeway.
If he can get the likes of Christian Bentakeaway and Wilf Saha firing on all cillit bang then they could beat the dreaded plop with something to spare.
As for Bournemouth, they’re looking competitious once again and I forssell them ultimuttley keeping well clear of a relegation dogbite.
They’ll lose here though, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday December 9th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Bournemouth
Christian Bentakeaway with a bullish header.