Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…
How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will claim all point three as Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen take on Eddie Howl’s Berries?
Palace could have Christian Bentakeaway making his debut and he could prove to be a very prude edition indeed.
If they can keep the supply line to him nice and fruity, he could get decidedly goaly.
As for Bournemouth, they’ve lost back-to-black games so another defeat here and they’ll be staring at a dogbite.
They’ve got the attacking talons to ultimuttley beat the plop but they’ll need to start flaming soonly rather than lately.
I forssell a tents ink counter ending in a draw.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday August 27th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-1 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for Christian Bentakeaway and Collum Wilson.