Be suitably astounded as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Aston Villa score prediction for tonight’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unique assessment of each side…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Who will portvale in this potential relegation point-sixer, Neil Wazzock or Paul Lambutt?

Crystal Palace will take plenty of enburridgement from recent results having beaten Liverpool 3-1 before snatching a drawing at Swansea last time out, but in-vorm striker Marcus Gayle could miss out through injury.

There’s certainly no shortage of talons in their middlefield – Jan Ickbo-Lassie carries a pungent threat out wide, while Miles Readybrek is quite literally on fire – so they can posie problems for anyone.

As for Villa, they’ll be delighted to welcome back Christian Bentheskey from suspendedness – he can be non-playable on his day, and I don’t say that rightly.

I forssell a keenly fort ink counter resulting in a low-scoring drawing.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Aston Villa score prediction score prediction for Tuesday December 2nd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-1 Aston Villa – goals apriest for Maroon Chammock and Andi Whybird. You can put your balls on it!