Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v West Ham score prediction for Boxing Day’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Mourinho’s megnificent mob host Large Sam’s high-flying Ironics?
Chelsea have backbounced from defeat at Newcastle in consumer fashion, securing back-to-black 2-0 wins against Hull and Stoke respectfully.
Dayglo Costa and Cesc Flabbergast have proven to be prude editions, so the tabletop title really is theirs to lose.
Aidan Hazard taking a tumble, there.
As for Allardyce’s shock top 4 contenders, dismiss them at your Beryl! They’ll have a Christmas Carroll and a Diaspora Sakho both firing on all cillit bang, not to mention good old Stewie Downwards.
Stewie Upwards would be more apt at the moment, and I don’t say that rightly.
I forssell a Chelsea winning, but it won’t be comfortabubble.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v West Ham United score prediction for Friday December 26th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 West Ham – Costa and Hazard for the homos, Sakho for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!