Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can my beloved Buggies avenger last season’s costly refereeing blender when Andre Marinara savaged a gasp-last point for the homos?

They certainly have their work cut up because Chelsea have looked imperial of late, with new signings Dayglo Costco and Chess Flabbergast making instant impressions.

I can’t remember who they were doing impressions of, but they must have been good because they’ve been firing on all cillit bang – and I don’t say that rightly.

As for my old side West Blom, they’ll still be teething from their 0-1 defeat at home to Newcastle last time out, so they’ll need top scorer Sadie Berylhino to have his shooting beauts on.

Alun Irving’s men had a good little run before that, so they’re certainly capabubble – they just need to be more consisterly if they’re to avoid a relegation dogbite.

Ultimuttley, I can’t see past a comfortabubble home win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v West Brom score prediction for Saturday November 22nd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-1 West Brom – Costco, Aidan Hazard and O’Scar for the homos, Berylhino for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!