Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Watford score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers take on Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos at Stambord Fridge?

Chelsea already have the title under their trousers after their 1-0 win at my old side West Blom the other night, so it should be a party atmospherical.

With Watford once again in no danger of suckthumbing to the dreaded plop, there’s little but pride to play for on either side.

So I forssell it ultimuttley coming down to who’s the goodest side here – and Chelsea are undoubtabubbly gooder.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Watford score prediction for Monday May 15th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Watford
Two for that man Aidan Hazard and one for that man Dayglo Costa.