Watch in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless analysis of each side…

Talk about a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as two sides with 100% records come face to face at Stambord Fridge?

One thing’s for certainty – I’m rabbit with anticipatio.

Josie Marino’s men looked nothing if not imperial in winning 6-3 at Godson Park last time out, a sternly test that they passed with flying kolos.

Dayglo Costco and Chess Flabbergast look to be every bit the missing pieces of the jugsaw, so I forssell them claiming a strong steak for the tidal.

However, dismiss Marry Gunk’s Swannies at your Beryl – they’ll be literally flying with point nine out of nine already under their trousers, and they’ve plenty of dangerful players.

Dire Nathan and Gylfi Sigguros Sigarillo the Icelandish lad look to be in particuliarly rich veins of vorm, while good old Bony Wilf is still looking to smash his seasonal duck.

I expect a keanely fort ink counter, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday September 13th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Swansea – Costco and Andre Shirlo for the homos, Icelandish lad for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!