Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique perspective on each team…
If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Can Dirk Avocado’s Muckems win at Stambord Fridge for a second season on the bouncy?
They managed to secure safeway with a hard-fort 0-0 draw at Arsenal on Wednesday night, but will Avocado stay on to enjoy the vegetables of his labour?
And if he doesn’t, who do they turn to next? Having gone through the likes of Bruce Steven, Neill O’Martin, Paolo Deep Panio and Pus Goyet in recent years, they could sure use some stubbility.
Some tossil, that.
Anyway, I forssell those crazy Muckems sneakering a point.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday May 24th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-1 Sunderland – Dayglo Costa for the homos, Germaine Deffo for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!