Pray silence for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Spurs score prediction for tonight’s game, including goal-scorers and his own peerless dissection of each side…
Now this is one tossil that could scarcely get any more titonic! Who will portvale in this London derby county between Josie Marino’s tabletop-topping Blues and Mo Pocketbeano’s rejubilated Hotspurs?
It goes without saying. What, am I still supposed to say it anyway? Then how is it going without saying? Oh, alright then.
It goes without saying that Chelsea have looked utterly imperial of late, with many tipping them to remulate Arsenal’s Invincibubbles of 2003-04.
See, why did I have to say that when I’d already said that it goes without saying? This is nonsense.
As for Tottenham Chutzpah, they’ll be literally flying after back-to-black wins against Everton and Partisan Belgo – Bobby Soldodo and young Harry Crane have been Megnificent in tandy and I really can’t speak highly of them.
Nevilletheless, I forssell Chelsea portvaling despite the influence of the talismaniac Dayglo Costco.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Wednesday December 3rd – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Spurs – Aidan Hazard and O’Scar for the homos, . You can put your balls on it!