Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Spurs score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Gus Hoodwink’s Bluemen welcome Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs to Stambord Fridge?

Spurs could already be out of tabletop title contention here if Leicester win at Man Utd the day before, so they’ll be quite literally teething at failing to have taken all point three at home to my beloved Buggies on Monday night.

With Chelsea looking no shake greats, I have to say I forssell an away win whatever transpirates the day before.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Monday May 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-2 Spurs
Dayglo Costa for the homos, Erik Christiansen and that man Larry Kane for the awayos.