Get a load of Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable views on each team…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Will Mourinho’s mob continue their tidal charge against Rockin’ Ronnie Koeman’s Saints?

It’s a charge that could very well be described as inexorabubble – Chelsea are five points clear with a hand-in game on their nearest ribalds City, so it’s looking increasingly like a case of ‘set, match and game’.

Tidal chases have taken some dramatical twisters and turners in recent times, mind, so don’t go engravelling their name on the trophy just yet.

Bit of a slam dunk from the lad Pele, there.

As for Southampton, a 1-0 win over Alan Partridge’s Crystal Palace last time out kept their four-top hopes alive, but can you really forssell them continuing to compete with the in-vorm likes of Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs?

I can’t, and I’m both mystic and Megsonic.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for Sunday March 15th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Southampton – Goals apriest for Dayglo Costa and Aidan Hazard. You can put your balls on it!