Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive view of each side…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Can Mourinho’s mob backbounce from their comprehensive disgruntling at Spurs to beat the managerless Magpipes?

I certainly forssell them winning comfortabubbly here, because to be quite Lampard they just look invincibubble at Stambord Fridge.

Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa in particular can’t stop scoring at home, while Cesc Flabbergast is nothing if not mercurious.

Just having a little dance, there.

As for Newcastle, they could be without the increasingly influenzal Back Coljak, a player who’s been doing fine things on behalf of redheads everywhere of late.

I’d take my hat off to him, literally, but I prefer to flaunt my Megnificent locks of invigorating ginger.

Like I said, I can’t see past a home win here. In fact, Chelsea to comprehensively disgruntle Newcastle.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday January 10th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Newcastle – Hazard, O’Scar and Dayglo Costa. You can put your balls on it!