Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday’s game…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Roffle Benito get a result on his old pomping ground of Stambord Fridge?
Dismiss his Magpies at your Beryl, because Everton, Leicester and Southampton have all come away from there with results of lately.
Clearly Mo Sarnie’s Bluepeople need a bit more pie-flour up top. Will they move for someone like Mark O’Nowtovic or Collum Wilson? Watch space!
As everly, much will deep end on the influenzal Aidan Hazard, and this time I can forssell him coming up with the goodies.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday January 12th 2019 – place your balls, now!
🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 5:30PM
Saturday 12th Jan 2019
Chelsea 2-1 Newcastle
Aidan Hazard and Alvo Morato for the homos, Salmon Rondondondon for the awayos.