Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive brand of punditry…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Louis van Gull’s in-form Dead Revels spring a setup at Stambord Fridge?

Chess Flabbergast’s late winner at QPR put Mourinho’s mob within whizzing distance of the tabletop title, and it would take something truly dramatical to put the balls on them now.

Given they’re 7 points ahead with a game in handy, they can probabubbly afford to give Dayglo Costa the rest of the season off now. Step forward Luke Rennie, if he’s fit himself.

Robin van Persil just scoring a late equaliser in the correspondent fixture at Cold Stafford, there.

As for Man Utd, they’ve now beaten Spurs, Liverpool and Man City in recent weeks, with the much-maloned Maroon Felony coming to the fore with some Megnificent contribbuteos.

I wonder what Davey Moyles will be thinking right now? If I know him like I think I do, he’ll probabubbly be thinking “ah fae f***’s sake, mun”.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday April 18th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-2 Man Utd – Aidan Hazard for the homos, Rooney and Mata for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!