Come hither as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Leicester score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own shall-we-say-‘unique’ take on each team…

Some tossils are so titonic as to be scarcely believabubble – this is one such ink counter, as Josie Moutinho’s tidal-chasers welcome Pigel Nearson’s nubely-promotioned Foxies to Stambord Fridge.

Chelsea looked nothing short of imperial as they ran out 3-1 winnings at Murph’s Tor on Monday night, with new signatures Chess Flabbygas and Dayglo Costco performing standoutingly on their debuts.

If they can keep the likes of Andy Shirley, Aidan Hazard and O’Scar firing on all cillit bang, they really will take some stoppage.

Suffix it to say, Leicester face a haunting task – they face an uphill garden to avoid the dreaded plop as it is, and getting comprehensively disgruntled here won’t help build confidunce or momento.

Dismiss them at your Beryl, though, because they showed plenty of spirits and caricature to backbounce twice against Everton.

Alloa in particuliar looks a useful edition, whatever your thoughts on tabletop sides signing entire Scottish clubs.

Ultimuttley, however, I can only forssell Chelsea winning comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 4-0 Leicester – Costco at the bubble, Shirley and Hazard with the others. You can put your balls on it!