Go somewhat ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered analysis…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Josie Mourinho goes face to face with Alan Partridge?

Wednesday night’s 3-1 triumph at the King Kong Stadium put Chelsea within spitting distins of the tabletop title, which they’ll make a seal of by claiming all point three here.

They’re quite formidabubble at Stambord Fridge, so I forssell them doing so.

Bit of a karate competition going on, there.

As for Palace, back-to-black 0-2 defeats at home to West Brom and Hull have seen their bid for a half-top finish well and truly hit the bluffers.

They play better on the counter, but Chelsea should have too much strengthliness for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday May 3rd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Crystal Palace – Hazard and Stanislav Ibramovich. You can put your balls on it!