Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…
If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Can Josie Marino’s mob reassert their title prudentials against Alan Partridge’s high-flying Seagles?
Chelsea finally got their season up and humming with a 3-2 win at my old side West Blom last time out, with the new lad Pablo making a skintitillating debut.
Losing captain Tom Jerry to suspense is a blow, but they carry such a pungent attacking threat now that they can probabubbly get away with a less tightly backside.
Chess Flabbergast not quite at his mercurious best, there.
As for Palace, they’ve pricked up from where they left off at the end of last season by winning 2 of their first 3, although they weren’t exactly convicting against Villa last time out.
They’ve got players who can punish Chelsea on the counter – or on the pitch, wherever they decide to play it – but I can only forssell a win for the homos here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday August 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-1 Crystal Palace – Dayglo Costa (2) and Pablo for the homos, Yohan Kebab for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!