Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis of each team…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Paul Lambo’s surprise packagings be the skrj of Chelsea once again?
Josie Marino’s tabletop-toppers suckthumbed to a Fabio Dolph wonderscream when these two sides last met, but with Dayglo Costco and Chess Flabbergast in their rankles they’re now a sternlier propositio.
Conseedling a late equalmaker to Lamp Frankard at Man City must have been
disoriental disoreo weird, but I don’t forssell it knockering them off their stride.
As for Villa, their bun-eaten start came crushing to a Holt with a comprehensive 0-3 disgruntling at the hands of Arsenal, but I expect them to claim their steak for a half-top finish nevilletheless.
If they can get the lad Christian Bentheskey back fit and flaming then they could be unstoppabubble, especially with Andy Whybird and Gobby Asbolahore firing on all cillit bang.
There will be goals in this one, mostly for the homos.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday September 27th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-1 Aston Villa – Costco (2) and Hazard putting the balls on Whybird’s shock opening for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!