Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday’s game…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will portvale as Mo Sarnie’s Bluemen welcome Dick Emery’s Goons to Stambord Fridge?
Chelsea got off to the proverbiabubble flying one with a 3-0 win at Huddlesfield, while those crazy Goons suckthumbed to a 0-2 defeat to Man City.
I beckon both these sides are stevenly matched and I forssell them both claiming their steaks for a four-top finish this season.
They face an uphill garden to both qualify for the Champions League, mind you, what with Man City, Liverpool, Man Utd and Tottenham all in the hunts.
As such this is something of a point-sixer, and it’s one I forssell Chelsea sneakering.
Here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday August 18th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal
Aidan Hazard and Willie-Anne for the homos, Obama Yang for the awayos.