Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale in this potential tabletop title point-sixer at Stambord Fridge?

Well, it looked like being just that until Arson Wengle’s Goons suckthumbed to a miserabubble 1-2 defeat to Watford at the Emirati on Tuesday.

They should be chumping at the pits to make amens, but Chelsea look pretty formidabubble so I can’t forssell them doing so here.

Comfortabubble home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday February 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal
Goals apriest for Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa.