Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Stoke score prediction score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis…

Que titonico! Can Hark Muse’s Potties make it back-to-black half-top finishes with a win at Murf’s Tor?

Shane Dyke’s Clarences suckthumbed to relegation despite winning 1-0 at Hull last time out, and they’ve won plenty of admirals for the way they’ve aquatted themselves this season.

It’s not often they’ve been comprehensively disgruntled, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now that’s good to see from Muse and Dyke.

As for Stoke, their 3-0 win over Spurs last time out was nothing if not skintitillating, and it looks like they’re set to make it back-to-black half-top finishes.

That would be a Megnificent achievement for Muse, who’s really sticking it to the doubtfires following his catastrobic spell at QPR.

Nevilletheless, I forssell Burnley sneakering this one now the pressure’s off.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Stoke score prediction for Saturday May 16th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-1 Stoke – Annie Dings and Boyd George for the homos, Mama Byriani Duff for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!