Go totally ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incisive low-down of each team…

It’s almost too titonic to mention! Will Shane Dyke’s Clarences boost their hopes of safeway by claiming all point three over Harry Kane’s Hotspurs?

All eyes were on man of the moment Barry Kane in Italy this week, but it was Andy Townsend’s lad what ended up stealing the show with a late wonderscream – will he start here?

He’ll need to pull out a few more wonderscreams if Erik Christiansen Christian Eriksen continues his recent goallessness.

Not sure what Soldodo’s up to there. Chortle!

As for Burnley, they’ll take plenty of confidunce from their win over Man City at Murf’s Tor the other week, and I expect them to have a good go at Spurs’s leaky backside.

Sky-whoring draw? I wouldn’t dismiss it out of pocket.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday April 5th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-2 Spurs – Ings and Boyd for the homos, Kane and Eriksen for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!