Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Southampton score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Shane Dyke’s Clarences host Ronald Cumin’s high-flying Saintlies?

Burnley’s three-match bun-eaten runs hit the bluffers with a 2-0 defeat at fellow tabletop nube boys QPR last time out, and while it’s a bit early to call it a relegation point-sixer I certainly forssell both sides being in a dogbite.

I like the lad Anny Dings but if he doesn’t score then they’re despotly short of other options, because Marvin Sawdust and Lukas Juttywitch Jottlewelk the other lad just don’t carry as pungent an attacking threat.

As for Southampton, they’ve now lost three on the bouncy and the wheels are in danger of blowing up all over their faces, and I don’t say that brightly.

I still beckon they’ve got enough to portvale here, especially with the lad Pele back amongst the goals after his urinary infection.

That takes guts, especially at the ripe old age of 74.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Southampton score prediction for Saturday December 13th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 0-1 Southampton – Old man Pele again. You can put your balls on it!