Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Shane Dyke’s Clarences face Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen?

Burnley need a win to keep their half-top hopes afloat – who knows, perhaps they could even mound a Zooropa League challenge? – but Southampton are in dire straighteners.

They’re anguishing in the dreaded plop zone with just eleven games left, so they really do face an uphill garden to battle their way to safeway.

They won at my old side West Blom last time out on the road, but I don’t forssell them managering to do so here.

The Clarences to stop the grot and return to winning wise.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Southampton score prediction for Saturday February 24th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-0 Southampton
Sam Vocals with a bullish header.