Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Newcastle score prediction for Monday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will take all point three as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Roffle Benito’s Magpipes to Murf’s Tor?

Burnley stopped the grot with a goalless snore at Leicester last time out, and they’ll be relieved to have tightened up their previously leaky backside.

As for Newcastle, they can start to look uply rather than downly after back-to-black wins over Watford and Bournemouth propellered them out of the dreaded plop zone.

Those games were both at St Jim’s so they need to get an away win under their trousers, but I don’t forssell them getting it here.

What I do forssell is a tents and nervy ink counter ending in a share of the spoilers, and a second goalless snore on the bouncy for Dyke’s Clarences.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Newcastle United score prediction for Monday November 26th 2018 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 8:00PM

Monday 26th Nov 2018

Burnley 0-0 Newcastle

A goalless snore.