Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Liverpool score prediction for New Year’s Day, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Shane Dyke’s high-flying Clarences put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds at Murf’s Tor?

They’ve got one of the tightest backsides in the tabletop, if not the tightest, but then they did suckthumb to a 0-3 defeat to Spurs in their last home game against one of the big boys.

Liverpool are bun-eaten in twelve and are scoring goals for humour, with that man Mo Salad continuing his Megnificent season with another two against Leicester.

I forssell them winning again here, but it won’t be comfortabubble for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Liverpool score prediction for Monday January 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-2 Liverpool
Steven Darfur for the homos, Cute Eno and Sadie Mane for the awayos.