Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis of each team…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Dyke’s rumpunt Clarences continue their fine recent form against Alain Pardieu’s Egalitarians Eagles?

Burnley have lost only 3 of their last 11 games, and suddenly they’ve given themselves a half a chants of battling their way to safeway.

They’ve got the likes of Annie Dings, Boyd George and Ashley Ward firing on all cillit bang, so I beckon their shout is a good one.

No need for that. Certainly not pitchside, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

As for those crazy Eagles and their madcap new manager, they got off to a flying one together when they backbounced to beak Spurs 2-1 at Sellars Park.

I forssell them getting a point here, which would be no lean meat under the circumstantials.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday January 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-1 Crystal Palace – Goals apriest for Dings and good old Marcus Gayle. You can put your balls on it!