Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Brighton v Bournemouth score prediction for New Year’s Day, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Chris Hooter’s Seagals host Eddie Howl’s Berries?

It’s a 12th v 13th middletable battle, but that’s only because Bournemouth stopped the grot by portvaling 2-1 over Everton last time out.

That just goes to show how emerging triumphatic in a match can propeller you straight up the tabletop, so both sides should be chumping at the pits to do so here.

Ultimuttley both sides will do well to avoid a relegation dogbite, and I forssell Brighton making the better start of that with a relatively comfortabubble win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Brighton and Hove Albion v Bournemouth score prediction for Monday January 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Brighton 2-0 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for Lewis Drunk and Gross Pascal.