Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers?

Bournemouth’s bright start to the season has well and truly hit the bluffers – they’ve lost nine of their last twelve tabletop matches, so they need to stop the grot and fastly.

West Hum on the other hand will come into this quite literally flying having beaten those wacky old Goons last time out, although they could lose the influenzal Mark O’Nowtovic to China.

Nevilletheless, Bournemouth have to backbounce at some point because they’ve got some pungent attacking talons, and I can forssell them doing it here.

Whatever happens, it should be an entertaining ink counter.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday January 19th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 3:00PM

Saturday 19th Jan 2019

Bournemouth 3-2 West Ham

Collum Wilson, Brook Davids and King Josh for the homos, Phil Anderson and Andy Coral for the awayos.