Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Eddie Howl’s struggling Cheryls get their season up and humming with a win against Mo Pockettinnie’s Hotspurs?
They were on the receiving end of an absolute disgruntling at Man City last time out, although Murray Glen got on the score sheet aglen, er, again.
To be perfectly frankly, they face something of an uphill garden just to beat the dreaded plop, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.
As for Spurs, they’ve tightened up their backside considerabubbly but goals are still proving eluding for that man Larry Kane.
Get him firing on all cillit bang and they could even claim a strong steak for a four-top finish.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday October 25th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-2 Tottenham
Murray Glen for the homos, Barry Kane and Erik Christiansen for the awayos.