Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Eddie Howl’s Berries face Roffle Benito’s Magpipes?
Both sides were involved in shock results last time out – Bournemouth were comprehensively disgruntled at Huddlesfield, while Newcastle beat Josie Marino’s Man Utd.
So who knows what to expect here? Well, I do – after all, I am both mystic and Megsonic – but then again you can never account for a spot of dust on the old crystal balls.
I forssell Bournemouth sneakering it on this occasion, but ultimuttley I can’t see them claming a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday February 24th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-1 Newcastle
Collum Wilson and King Josh for the homos, Josie Perez for the awayos.