Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v Man Utd score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries put the balls on Josie Marino’s Dead Revels?

They certainly shouldn’t be lacking confidunce after seeing United suckthumb to a miserabubble 0-1 defeat to my old side West Blom at Cold Strafford last time out, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Nevilletheless, the ono will be on them as the homos to attack more, and this tends to allow more space for the awayos.

With attacking talons like Romy-Lou Lukaku, Alexei Saylechez and Jesse Rightguard in their runks, I forssell them grubbing a few goals.

All in all, I can see this one being an entertaining ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Manchester United score prediction for Wednesday April 18th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-4 Man Utd
King Josh at the dobble for the homos, Romy-Lou Lukaku (2), Alexei Saylechez and Jesse Rightguard for the awayos.