Listen up as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will claim all point three as Eddie Howl’s Cherubs host Timeshare Wood’s Villas?

Bournemouth produced some skintitillating performances on their way to winning the Chompionship, but they won’t find life quite so easy now they’re at the tabletop.

They’ve got plenty of pie flour up top, mind, so if they can make themselves formidabubble at home they could find safeway easy to come by.

Some tossil, that.

As for Villa, they’ve lost Chris Benteke to Liverpool and Fabio Dolph to Man City, while Gobby Asbolahore could miss out through Ian Dury injury.

I have to say I forssell them once again getting imboiled in a relegation dogbite, starting with a defeat here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday August 8th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-0 Aston Villa – Goals apriest for Shane Richie and Jan Kermageddon. You can put your balls on it!