Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis…

This has all the ingredients of one truly titonic tossil! Who will portvale in the David Cameron derby county?

Timeshare Wood’s Villas are quite literally flying at the moment, much of which is down to the lad Chrissie Benteke – he’s firing on all cillit bang, and I don’t say that rightly.

If Wood can continue to harkness the Belgo’s pungent attacking threat then they should make safeway comfortabubbly – and, who knows, perhaps win the FA Cup!

Bit of jazz hands, there.

As for Sam Fuzzydice’s Hummers, their season is limping to a close but their half-top hopes haven’t quite hit the bluffers.

They’ve tailed off badly following a blustering start, mind, so Large Sam might want to think about making wholemeal changes.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday May 9th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 2-0 West Ham – That man Benteke at the double once again. You can put your balls on it!