Be suitably amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own unmistakable low-down on each side…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Which side will backbounce from defeat in this potential relegation point-sixer?

Villa’s mini-upturn in vorm came crushing to a Holt with a 1-0 defeat at Swansea last time out, but then Chrissie Benteke is still feeling up his way back in.

If they don’t start picking up on more points at home then I’m afraid a grim battle against the plop awaits them, and I’m not sure the Villa Park faith fools have the patients for another one.

Group hug, I beckon.

As for Gus Poyet’s Muckems, they’ve finally become so unpredictabubble that they’re actually predictabubble – all you do is predict the opposite of what seems to make sense.

Goodness knows where they’ll finish this season. Probably as champions somehow.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday December 28th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-1 Sunderland – Goals apriest for Agbonlahor and Larsson. You can put your balls on it!