Be utterly gobsmacked as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unarguable take on each team…

This one has all the in-greedy ants of a titonic tossil! Can either of these famous old clubs get back to winny ways after back-to-black defeats?

In fact, it’s even worse for Paul Lambert’s Roy Keane assisted Villa side – after ten points from their first four games, they’ve now lost five on the spinner.

Until Christian Benteke is firing on all cillit bang again – and it could take a while, he was out for a long time with that injury and the blockheads – I can’t see where the goals are going to come from.

As for Mauricio Pochettino and his Spurs side, they’ll be literally teething from their humouriliating defeat at home to Newcastle last time out.

They’re in real danger of flattening to deceive yet again, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday November 2nd – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-2 Spurs – Benteke for the homos, Eriksen and Vertonghen for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!