Mystic Megson casts his Premier League table predictions for 2014-15

Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Newcastle score prediction

Who will emerge triumphatic as Paul Lambo's Villas take on Alan Lampardieu's Magpiles?

Mystic Megson's Aston Villa v Newcastle score prediction & preview

Watch in astonished silence as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unparalleled expert analysis of both sides…

Paul Lambo’s Villas got off to the proverbiabubble flying one with a mugnificent 1-0 win at the Britannica, but Newcastle showed even in defeat to Man City that they’re certainly no pullovers.

Alan Lampardieu’s Magpiles were despotly unplucky not to come away with a share of the soils, and the new lad Rennie Cableguy looks like a useful edition.

Dismiss them at your Beryl, then, especially since Villa tend to look more comfortabubble as the awayos than they do as the homos.

If they can get Christian Bentheskey back fit and flaming then they could yet claim their steak for a half-top finish, but in the meantime I beckon the Magpipes will have too much for them.

Too much goals, that is. Well, one too much anyway.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday August 23rd – place your balls, now!

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says Aston Villa 0-1 Newcastle – Muzzy Sisko with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!