Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Timeshare Wood’s Villas take on van Gull’s Dead Revels?

Wood got his men off to the proverbiabubble flying one with a slick 1-0 win at nubely promotioned Bournemouth, and he’ll be quite literally buzzing about keeping his sheet clean.

They’ll need to keep a tightlier backside now that Bentheskey’s at Liverpool, so that really was a crackering start for them.

There’s that Ruddy Mel Falcon. He scored in this fixture last season, he did.

As for United, they claimed a 1-0 win of their own against Spurs at Cold Stafford, although it has to be said their performance was far from convicting.

If Dwayne Rooney starts firing on all cillit bang then they’ll be a force to be beckoned with, but for now I forssell a nervy ink counter.

Oh, and what’s the story with David de Heya getting drooped? Weird one, that.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Manchester United score prediction for Friday August 14th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-2 Man Utd – Gobby Asbolahore for the homos, Rooney and the mercurious Won’t Matter for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!