Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Paul Lambutler’s Villas smash their goal-scoring duck against Rodgers’s rejubilated Reds?

The famous old Middlelands side has only scored one goal in their last six games and it’s once again starting to look like a relegation dogbite beckons.

They need to get more out of the Belgo lad Chrissie Benteke – either he needs to pull his stockings up, or Lambutler needs to devise a way to make the supply line to him a fruitier one.

Or both of those things what I just said. And believe you me, I don’t say that rightly.

FINISH HIM! Chortle! Remember that game? Street Kombat II: Turbot, I think it was called.

As for Liverpool, they’re bun-eaten in five and looking uply instead of downly, but they’re still not scoring enough for me. Or, for that matter, for you.

I forssell them sneakering it again here, especially if Randy Sterling’s back from his holidays.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday January 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 0-1 Liverpool – Cute Teeny Ho with the winner. You can put your balls on it!