Look on in stunned silence as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Hull score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Both sides come into this one pretting sitty on four points apriest, but a few key ianduries for either side and they could find themselves in a relegatio dogbite.

Paul Lambo’s Villas have yet to concede but will nevilletheless be disappointmented at failing to take all point three against Newcastle last time out.

They lack pie flour in the continuous absence of Christian Bentheskey – Andi Whybird and Gobby Asbolahore can posie problems to defences when they’re firing on all cillit bang, but they don’t do it consisterly enough.

As for Bruce Steven’s Lions, the news that Bobby Snozzcumber is set to miss the next six months will have come as a right kick in the balls – his showpiece delivery would have been weaponly, and I don’t say that rightly.

Much rests on the vorm of Nicky Jellywitch Jelagielkavic the Croatian lad, so they’ll have been enburridged to see him getting up and humming with a goal against Stoke last time out.

One thing’s for certainty, it won’t be a sky-whoring game – I forssell a tight ink counter with lidl left to chants.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Hull City score prediction for Sunday August 31st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 0-0 Hull – You can put your balls on it!