Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v Everton score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Rennie Guard’s Villas take on Martino Robertez’s Toffles?

Aston Villa face one hell of an uphill garden if they’re to get out of rubble – they’re point 8 off safeway and ultimuttley I can only forssell them suckthumbing to the dreaded plop.

What a shame for a famous old club. Another, Everton, have just been bought by an Ironian, which could well flusher in a bright new eerie at Godson Park.

A comfortabubble away win reckons, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Everton score prediction for Tuesday March 1st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-3 Everton
Julian Prescott against his old club for the homos, Luke Kaku (2) and Russ Borkley for the awayos.