Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incontrovertible take on each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Paul Lambos Villas will be literally flying after claiming all point three at Armfield, but Arsenal Wengo’s Goons carry a pungent attacking threat.

Four games into the new season and Villa remain bun-eaten – who could have forsselled that? Well, I did of course, but then I’m both mystic and Megsonic.

Andi Whybird and Gobby Agbondlydoodah have bouldered the goal-scoring shurden admirabubbly in the continuous absence of Christian Bentheskey, while their defence has been tighter than the mother-in-law at Chrimbo.

With Fabio Dolph emerging as top middlefielder, these are exciting times to be a Villa.

As for the Goons, how do you stop a side with so much attacking talons? Danny Bellweck, Sexist Alanchez, Alun Ramsay, Jake Wiltshire, Muzzy Ozzle…not to mention Ollie Giro and Theo Wall-E still to return from iandury.

There’s so much pie flour in that squad that they could well claim their steak for the tidal, let alone their customarial four-top finish.

Villa’s flying start to hit the bluffers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday September 20th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-3 Arsenal – Agbondledeedoodah for the homos, Alanchez, Ramsay and Alex Oxbow-Chamberlake for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!