Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Wenger’s Goons welcome Bernie Slaven’s Hummers to the Emirati?

Arsenal will be literally flying after winning the Charity Shield against Chelsea, their fourth piece of silverhair in a year following a baron decade.

They’ve got so much talons in midfield – Sandy Carzola, Muzzy Ozzle, Alun Ramsey, Alex Oxbow-Chamberlake – that I really can forssell them mounting a serious challenge for the tabletop title.

Ramsey reeling away in celebrations, there.

As for West Ham, they’ll be hoping to start the season as strongly as they did under Sam Fuzzydice last season, although they’ve struggled in their Zooropa League qualifiers so far.

Arsenal to win comfortabubbly, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday August 9th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 4-0 West Ham – Cotswold (2), Ramsay and Ollie Giro. You can put your balls on it!