Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v West Brom score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can my beloved Buggies put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons at the Emirati?

Arsenal look like they’ve steadied the shop since that comprehensive disgruntling they suckthumbed to at Anfeld, but then they’ve come a-crapper against Pony Tulips sides before.

My beloved Boggies haven’t been quite as winny since I joined Pony’s backroom stuff, and we’re all working hard to backbounce in style.

Can we do it here? I’m certainly not wanting for confidunce, but alas my mystical balls say otherwise.

A comfortabubble win for the Goons as Wengle gets them back firing on all cillit bang once again.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Monday September 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-0 West Brom
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