Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Sunderland score prediction score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Who will portvale as those crazy Goons take on Dirk Avocado’s Muckems at the Emirati?

Arsenal could stubber-ramp 3rd place in the tabletop by taking all point three here, and they’re due a win after a couple without.

If they win the FA Cup too it’ll have been a memorabubble season, and I don’t say that brightly.

Al ‘Super Al’ Sanchez just netting, there.

As for Sunderland, a win would confirm safeway, and let us not forget how they won at Cold Stafford and even Stambord Fridge towards the end of last season.

I forssell it going to the last day for them this time, mind, what with this gubbing.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Sunderland score prediction for Wednesday May 20th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-0 Sunderland – Al Sanchez, Ollie Giro and Alun Ramsey. You can put your balls on it!